ESPNsoccernet - Nigerian referees given permission to take bribes

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=363449&cc=5901

Wow. The motherland is struggling a little bit these days...

This week's fortune.

Every man is a volume, if you know how to read him.

[Editor's note: WTF?!]

I helped make this possible...

http://www.boeing.com/news/releases/2006/q1/060327b_nr.html

Why must Dell computers always give me a headache?

Tonight I finally had time to set up the new family PC, a Dell Dimension E510, that had been sitting beside the front door for the last week-and-a-half. After hooking things up and plugging them in, I turned on the computer, ran through some setup wizards, then began uninstalling the numerous unnecessary programs.

After getting through a few of them, I ran across one that prompted me to restart in order to make the changes. When I hit "Cancel" to restart later, the computer promptly restarted...without logging out or saving any settings. Upon restart, I didn't make it through logging in before I was greeted by the dreaded Blue Screen of Death (or BSOD, as I fondly refer to it). Two more restarts yielded two more BSODs as soon as I logged in.

Hmmm...I sense a PC restore is in my near future...

This week's fortune.

You will take a chance in something in the near future.

Wanted: soccer chicks.

My indoor soccer team is in need of more female players. We play on Tuesday nights sometime between 18:00 and 23:00. If you are interested or know someone who may be, please holler.

This week's fortune.

The star of happiness is shining on you.