Why I can't find a girlfriend.

I figured out the 3 main reasons why I can't find a lady to make my girlfriend:

1. I don't meet women very often.
2. Most women aren't interested in me.
3. I'm not interested in most women.

To quantify this, we must make a few VERY GENEROUS assumptions:

1. I meet a qualifying female once a week.
2. 1 out of 5 qualifying females is interested in me.
3. I am interested in 1 out of 5 qualifying females.

When you crunch the numbers, the result is that I meet a potential girlfriend once every 25 weeks, or about twice a year. How depressing.